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Kycamuuni

A fiendishly cute, devilishly pretty, and horrifyingly soft furred race, the Kycamuuni are Zealots and chaotic evil (-1). The Kycamuuni are a 2 foot tall race with large wings on their backs, four foot long four tails with a tuft of fur on them, talons for hands and raptor claw feet. They are built for extreme speed, flight, and vicious evisceration of flesh and cutting….. however they are herbivores as identified by their buckteeth and lack of canines. Around their necks are a cute huge tuft of fur, like a muffler.

Upon the location of their birth a massive statue of their lord and jellyfish shaped god, EDOPS lies. They zealously believe all races must worship EDOPS or die, grow four tails or die, paint themselves red in blood…. or die, eat pie and love it or die full of pie. Any who disagrees with them is an enemy of all Kycamuuni. They shall take hold of their flames, horns, spears, maracas, and flutes to march on all whom would oppose…. or rather is different than their race. They set their flag down today.

They reside on the plains of the southern continent near the Krump, and already they are at odds, stepping on flowers, grinding them and using them as deodorant for their armpits. Worse yet the Kycamuuni find smashing and burning flower beds exceedingly entertaining and replacing them with mushrooms, much like their cute mushroom shaped houses.

Order of the Squid in the Sky

An ultra religious secret society whom spend all day throwing squid into the air, hoping they'd find themselves in orbit and receive the blessings of EDOPS. Due to their antics with squid… they oddly made excellent chefs in sea food and thus maintain order of their religion via food fests.

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