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Kycamuuni

A fiendishly cute, devilishly pretty, and horrifyingly soft furred race, the Kycamuuni are Zealots and chaotic evil (-1). The Kycamuuni are a 2 foot tall race with large wings on their backs, four foot long four tails with a tuft of fur on them, talons for hands and raptor claw feet. They are built for extreme speed, flight, and vicious evisceration of flesh and cutting….. however they are herbivores as identified by their buckteeth and lack of canines. Around their necks are a cute huge tuft of fur, like a muffler.

Upon the location of their birth a massive statue of their lord and jellyfish shaped god, EDOPS lies. They zealously believe all races must worship EDOPS or die, grow four tails or die, paint themselves red in blood…. or die, eat pie and love it or die full of pie. Any who disagrees with them is an enemy of all Kycamuuni. They shall take hold of their flames, horns, spears, maracas, and flutes to march on all whom would oppose…. or rather is different than their race. They set their flag down today.

They reside on the plains of the southern continent near the Krump, and already they are at odds, stepping on flowers, grinding them and using them as deodorant for their armpits. Worse yet the Kycamuuni find smashing and burning flower beds exceedingly entertaining and replacing them with mushrooms, much like their cute mushroom shaped houses.

Orders

Order of the Squid in the Sky

An ultra religious secret society whom spend all day throwing squid into the air, hoping they'd find themselves in orbit and receive the blessings of EDOPS. Due to their antics with squid… they oddly made excellent chefs in sea food and thus maintain order of their religion via food fests.

Order of the Shroom

Word has spread fast that the growing Kycamuuni community has made contact with two other races! Although joyous at first with the prospect of possibly discovering similarly minded individuals, they were fundamentally let down by the newcomers. Local groups attempted the Traditional Conversion practices at converting the Oryxian and Greyn peoples to their religion… and failed quite miserably in the case of the Greyn. They feel slight unhappiness at failing at spreading their religion of space squid and happiness, mostly unhappy that they may one day have to purge the Greyn if it comes to it. However the Oryxians have left a gift! Gifts of wondrous mushrooms! The Kycamuuni find pleasure in the Oryxian's most wonderful gift.

However… these recent events have caused the various Kyca societies to come together and discuss larger things at hand. The Krump to the southeast are obviously heathenish for their love of… ugh FLOWERS, but the world at large is bigger than a measly disagreement between Mushrooms and Flowers. The Kycamuuni agreed on a measure of stability, starting with the formation of a new city on the coral coast of northeast F8. This new city shall be known as “Argonev”, and it shall be their fortress monastery. In order to aid their… 'reformation', they brutally exterminated the Order of the Squid in the Sky. Replacing said order with the “Order of the Shroom”. Squid has officially been dropped as a icon of the Kycamuuni for the less slimey Mushroom.

In addition to coming together as a civilization, they adopted a more 'controlled' tone to adjust for their past hijinks that drove off the Greyn. However they are still sworn to convert all races, in almost any means possible. They will victimize less now… but will still try to fanatically convert others, they may resort to tying individuals up and praying to them aloud with bad poetry. As a symbol of their… 'maturity' they stopped viciously destroying flower groves…. they now cleanly and gently plow it to be replaced with a field of brightly colored and nutritiously healthy mushrooms. They created such a field on the border of Krump territory, likely as an attempt at conversion.

This religion was greatly suppressed after the arrival of the Order of the Shroom.

Order of Secondmost

An offshoot of the Order of the Squid in the Sky, which noticed that Miserable Failure was “the secondmost hideous thing in the universe”

kycamuuni.txt · Last modified: 2012/01/28 11:15 by nagolinc